How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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A lot eh?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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