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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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