Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Anti Joke

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