- Anti Joke

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee