Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Anti Joke

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