Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Women.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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