why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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