why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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