- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Your wife died during the delivery.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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