Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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