why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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I am a mime

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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