- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

whats hairy and crys your mom

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