- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

9/11 my birthday

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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