- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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