- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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