What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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