- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A lot eh?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

So a horse walks into a barn.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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