- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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