- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Chlamydia

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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