Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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school homewrok

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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