Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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