- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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