What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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These Jokes suck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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