- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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