- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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