What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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