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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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