- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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