Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How High is a Chinese man

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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