My jeans

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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