- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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