- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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