- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock knock Fuck off!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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