- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

The american education system.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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