- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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