I just threw up..In my pants.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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whats a joke

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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