OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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