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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

So a horse walks into a barn.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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