Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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