- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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