- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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