- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Knock, Knock Come in

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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