Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Ross.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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