A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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