- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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