- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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