Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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