what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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