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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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