- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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