A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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