- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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