How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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