- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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