hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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diarrhea.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Anti Joke

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