- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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