- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are annoying? Ads.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

"Knock knock." "Come in."

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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