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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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