- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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