- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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