- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Do you play piano? No

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Where would canada be without nature? still here

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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