Pain Olympics.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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