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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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