- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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