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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

9/11 my birthday

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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