- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A gay man watches football.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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