- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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