What do we call Osama? Osama

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

like if your cool

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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