A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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