- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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