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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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