- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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