Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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