- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

this website even though its hilarious.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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