- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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