- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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