- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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