There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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