What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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No antijoke here.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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