- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

knock knock Goodbye

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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