- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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