A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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