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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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