Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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13 =B you just learned something

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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9/11 my birthday

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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i'm hard

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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